March 5, 2009

PSALM 2008-2012

(courtesy of an emailer)

Obama is my shepherd, I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican Party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.

Yea, though I walk through the valley
of the bread line, I shall not go hungry.
Obama has anointed my income with taxes,
my expenses runneth over my funds.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me,
all the days of his term.

From hence forth we will live all the days
of our lives, in a rented home with an oversees landlord.

But I am glad I am an American, I am glad I am free.
But I wish I was a dog and Obama, a tree.

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